TBT – Vintage Momaiku

“I love you,” he said

You need a ride somewhere, right?

Yeah.  That’s what  I thought.
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“I do work, you know.”

“When? You mean the writing thing?”

“You are so grounded.”

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So I changed my mind

I am not inconsistent

It’s called “flexible”

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Rules of Possession

Mothers have no property

Your stuff is their stuff

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I’ll be out tonight

Don’t leave without a ride home

“Like, other than you?”

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“He tells me you nag”

He says you micromanage

Divide and conquer

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In Homecoming clothes

He thinks he’s the next James Bond

Pie in the Skyfall

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Othello sucks, man

Everyone dies–what’s the point?

I’m playing Black Ops

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Parental requests

instantly cure teen boredom.

You’re busy? Since when?

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“I’ll do it later.”

Really? “Okay, I won’t, but

At least I’m honest.”

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3 comments on “TBT – Vintage Momaiku

  1. aviets says:

    Love, love, love your haikus. They always sound so exactly like my life.

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