TBT – Vintage Momaiku

“I love you,” he said

You need a ride somewhere, right?

Yeah.  That’s what  I thought.

“I do work, you know.”

“When? You mean the writing thing?”

“You are so grounded.”


So I changed my mind

I am not inconsistent

It’s called “flexible”


Rules of Possession

Mothers have no property

Your stuff is their stuff


I’ll be out tonight

Don’t leave without a ride home

“Like, other than you?”


“He tells me you nag”

He says you micromanage

Divide and conquer


In Homecoming clothes

He thinks he’s the next James Bond

Pie in the Skyfall


Othello sucks, man

Everyone dies–what’s the point?

I’m playing Black Ops


Parental requests

instantly cure teen boredom.

You’re busy? Since when?


“I’ll do it later.”

Really? “Okay, I won’t, but

At least I’m honest.”


3 comments on “TBT – Vintage Momaiku

  1. aviets says:

    Love, love, love your haikus. They always sound so exactly like my life.

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