GOP Debate in Haiku

By popular demand…..

GOP Debate

Ten dudes, one chick, one handler

And one big ass plane


With them all lined up

Looks like a beauty pageant

Trump owns this one too


Carly’s not alone

Don thinks Rand is ugly too

Chris Christie you’re next


To deal with Russia

Trump goes golfing with Putin

And shows his big balls


We have a winner

Planned parenthood and Iran

Best non sequitur


When the Donald speaks

He tells us what “we all know”

Even if we don’t


I don’t remember

The Reagan years like they do

Which of us was high


Marco Rubio

Sounds like a movie trailer

For disaster porn


I wonder if Jeb

Swaps tales with Eli Manning

Little bro syndrome


Senator Graham’s troops

Look bigger cause they’re metric

Need conversion chart


Jeb says he smoked pot

And now I like him better

I feel so dirty


“We all look alike”

Fiorina shakes her head

Not from the waist down


Let’s save our children

From Islamic terrorists

Ban science projects


Donald Trump believes

His code name would be “Humble”

My bet? “Combover”


Sex drugs rock n roll

GOP, just outlaw fun

And make it simple


I’m three hours in

So our “official language”

Is all adjectives?


Is it my tv?

The Donald’s face is redder

Than Huckabee’s tie


Trump has more haiku

Than the other candidates

Just like his air time


All the candidates

Compare themselves to Reagan

The big ass plane wins


6 comments on “GOP Debate in Haiku

  1. You’ve done it again, friend! Kudos. My fave: ‘Let’s save our children . . .ban science projects’. Kind of puts all the misinformation and bias into one punch. Thank you.

  2. The Grand Old Party
    Is neither grand nor party,
    And it’s getting old.

  3. Jennifer Y says:

    Sooo clever, Jeannine! Your poetry much more insightful than the candidates’ remarks. Can’t wait for your take on the next one.

  4. hiyacynthia says:

    Haha! Love some of these…

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