Haiku News Review

GOP rallies

Should use classical music

Dead artists can’t sue

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Donald Trump’s all heart

“We should help the refugees

Just send the ‘good ones’.”

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Serena loses

Venus offers Lifesavers

“You got a whole roll?”

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Mike Huckabee thinks

Dred Scott’s the “law of the land”

Is that Common Core?

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Late Night cheers Biden

Funny, everyone likes him–

Now that he won’t run

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Redbook’s new cover

Featured true sized “real women”

And a workout plan

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Hillary, if you

Want to keep emails secret?

Teenage IT team

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Fat-shaming people

Is your first amendment right

But you’re still a jerk

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If a weatherman

Can pronounce that Welsh town name

Please say nu-cle-ar?

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Rick Perry drops out

I wonder if Lenscrafters

Will give a refund

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The Pittsburgh Steelers

Say the Patriots cheated

Football caucus race

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One comment on “Haiku News Review

  1. aviets says:

    Brilliant. Love, love, love!

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