The Mobyjoe Cafe News Roundup – The week of 3/1

Obama care goes to debate
Nine justices decide its fate
The next dispute they’ll lay to rest?
The color of that effing dress

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Google may rank hits by veracity
Their algorithms show perspicacity
Some sites may have to think anew
I wonder what Fox News will do?

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Netanyahu meant no offense
But offers up his recompense
If it keeps him in the club
He’ll take Joe Biden’s shoulder rub

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Hillary has secrets galore
And now her email hides much more
Will this gaffe be her downfall?
At least she doesn’t “reply all”

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Congress funds the DHS
But does so under great duress
The only place where they concur
Is how much their next raise is for

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K-Cups’ inventor shows regret
For spawning a pollution threat
But not as much as he laments
Forgoing payment by percent

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Climate change is one big hoax
Says the anti-science folks
Whatever the cause may be
This ******* winter’s agony

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In 2018, the circus grants
Amnesty to elephants
But Ringling’s not forgiven yet
For elephants never forget

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Tsarnaev’s trial has commenced
One hopes that justice is dispensed
The marathon continues on
Because the city is Boston Strong

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2 comments on “The Mobyjoe Cafe News Roundup – The week of 3/1

  1. Michelle Elster says:

    You are so clever. Thank you for sharing these.

  2. Gail Kushner says:

    I like your rhyme.
    It is sublime.

    And funny too.
    I like what you do.

    (okay, I’m not a pro)

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