I wrote these haiku and you won’t believe what they say!

Trending Facebook News!
Famous couple gets divorced
Oh— and Greenland sank

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Jen’s diet secret!
She only eats on Tuesday
You heard it here first

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My note to the Mom
Who judged my cart at Target
Back the **** off, bitch

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Disney Princesses
Drawn as feminist icons
Click. Damn. Page Not Found

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Hamster burritos
Versus peekaboo kittens
YouTube cute smackdown

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Kim Kardashian’s
Booty as a snowblower
*That* was worth my time

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Don’t eat these five foods
One – Anything that tastes good
Two through five – Ditto

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A dude trained his cat
To clean its own litterbox
Could you help my son?

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Instagram picture
Taken while their food turned cold
So they sent it back

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On Buzzfeed I learned
Cool new ways to cut up fruit
That I never eat

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These thirty photos
Prove beyond a single doubt
I’m avoiding work

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Back to work again
But first I’ll take a sec to
Check out Ruelala

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6 comments on “I wrote these haiku and you won’t believe what they say!

  1. How dare you watch me like this…

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  3. aviets says:

    I’ve missed these. Thanks for lots of smiles today!

  4. Cindy Brown says:

    Haha – these are great, Jeannine!

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